The 25 Days of Christmas Challenge: Day 21

If you could play Santa this year and could give coal to anyone who would it be and why?

Haha! Love this! Should I just give you a run down of the list? Ok, really its not that long but it is distinguished...

I'll start with Mr. White SUV man who nearly T-boned me the other day pulling out of Wal-Mart without looking... yes, big fat lump of coal for you.

Little Miss Hyper Pants somewhere around 17 year old who has drank about 1,000 red bulls and decides to ride my ass on I-10 for 4 exits, when she could simply use either lane next to me but nooooo...

Mr. I'll cut right in front of you with my great big green mini van at a red light... honestly do you drive like that with kids in your car??? or are you just pissed because the misses took your much cooler car to work this morning?

I know what your thinking... man she's got killer road rage... but really I don't. I either have a huge magnet on my prius that says run me off the road... cause I like that or I break for people who cut me off. In all actually its just these damn Mississippi'ans cant drive around here! LOL!

Other than that the only person worthy of coal from me this year is parent who's kid drove their matchbox car over my prius earlier this week... no, I don't blame the kid... I blame the parent. Now I have lovely silver scratches to try to buff out... thanks... cause you suck!

The 25 Days of Christmas Challenge: Day 4

Day 4: Write a letter to Santa.

Dearest Santa,

Hi Sir! How are you? I hope you and the Misses are well, and that you've had a good year this year. I have been ok, some good days and some well, not so great days... as you probably know... I hope I have made your "nice list" this year, as I have given it my best efforts to be a "good girl". So I'll keep it simple this year... I have one wish... I wish for 2 pink lines. Yes, I wish for a positive pregnancy test and the ability to bring my baby(s) into this world. I realize this big wish probably equals to that same wish I had back in 1989 when I asked for that huge barbie town house with matching pink corvette, but you came through for me back then and I thought that maybe if you have it in your kind heart to make this girl's dream come true once again, I would be eternally grateful.

Yours Truly,

Jessica